Sic 'Em On A Chicken

[Pre-Chorus] Sic them on a chicken Sic them on a chicken Sic them on a chicken and watch them feathers fly [Chorus] Sic them on a chicken Sic them on a chicken Sic them on a chicken Bring out the butter and the flour we're ready to fry [Verse 1] My dog Pete is the smallest dog of all the dogs in my yard He's a mean son of a bitch Drinks Beam and water from a broken mason jar [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Verse 2] I heard this awful noise coming from the woods I heard chicken screams Know it isn't going to be good [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Verse 3] In a couple of years his spurs have grown He wasn't safe to keep around the house When he almost took an eyeball from Lonny's son And I was sitting at home making fig preserves And I'd seen where that rooster kicked him in the eye And I knew that that was the day that chicken was going to get what he deserved [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus]