I Will Never Be A Star

[Verse 1] They're amazing, don't you think? So incredibly talented So many hits on YouTube So many things to live up to [Verse 2] They're amazing, don't you think? My two older brothers They've had a wonderful career But I was never asked to join them [Bridge] Oh God, how can it be? Those assholes did not ask me? [Hook 1] I will never be a star I will never ever do a concert Never perform with an audience I'll never stand alone on stage I wouldn't have the nerve to do it Guess I would fuck it up anyway I will never be a star [Verse 3] I have some tricks up my sleeve How I wish that I can show them I spin a pen around my thumb And then I grab it with my index [Verse 4] I want to show it But I know I can't Cause the live audience Gives me nerves here I stand I tremble, I sweat Shivers run down my spine As I stretch out my arm and prepare [Hook 2] That's why I'll never be a star I wouldn't know how to move my body I would be stiff as a traffic light I will never be a star I wouldn't know how to top the With lots of smoke going everywhere [Verse 5] Ok, listen up everyone! I know you enjoyed my pen trick And it's real easy, you can learn it too Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick" That's what I did! [Hook 3] I will never be a star You better believe it Cause I mean it I will never be I will never be a star