Pre-Show Routine

Door guy: Line starts there! WB: Oh, hey man, I'm...uh...I'm just going in, I'm a performer...Wordburglar DG: You're the Wordburglar? WB: Yeah DB: The original verb hurdler? WB: Uh, yeah, yeah DG: The herb-murderin' Persia to Alberterer? WB: Uh, yeah DG: The nerd interpreter? WB: Uh DB: The shirt purchaser? WB: Uh DG: The preferred serb terse sermoner? The syzryup slurperer? WB: Well... DG: The citizen's concernederer? WB: Yeah DB: Purple nurplerer? The verbal Silver Surferer? WB: Oh, yeah, that's a good one... DB: The sherpa murmerer? The bonds maturerer? WB: Well, I don't know about that... DG: The know a girl named Ursula Converse Returnerer? WB: Well...once GD: The earth surfacin' worst lurkerin' flermerer? WB: What is that? GD: The perp squirmishin' burn furnacin' hernia? WB: No, not that one GD: The multinational mergerer? WB: uh GD: Uma Thurmaner? WB: Definately not GD: The fern squirterer? The confirmed dessert serverer? WB: Used to be... GD: The jerk in the ferkin slurpin' suburbaner? WB: ... DG: The hair curlerer? The Shirley Temple Shirlerer? The My Name is Earl-erer? WB: N..no DG: The god damn Wordburglar? WB: Uh...well, yeah DG: Never heard of ya...eight bucks!