A Toast to Men

[Intro: Willa Ford] Girls, I'd like to make a toast on the behalf of men Here's to the men we love Here's to the men who love us Here's to the men we love who don't love us Fuck the men Let's drink to us! Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Ah, ah Ooh That's right, boys! [Verse 1: Lady May] There was this tattoo artist partied for hours Huge in the pants Loved to screw in the shower Bitch done keyed up his new Eddie Bauer I shoulda dumped him But I was too coward Til I met this schoolboy that studied at Howard Nerdy But he calls and be sending me flowers I'm feeling him But had to get rid of him Nerd boy turned out to be a minuteman [Chorus x2:] Here's to the men we love to love Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men Let's drink to us, y'all [Verse 2: Lady May] I've been with boys with baldies Boys with hair curly Boy's in their 30s Boys that ain't worthy Boys I fell for Slept with too early Boys with dicks straight Boys with dicks curvy Boys locked up in the bing I fucked boys in hotels, motels, Holiday Inns All this talk men is ridiculous Fuck the men Let's drink to us! [Repeat Chorus:] [Lady May:] Willa has something to say [Willa Ford:] Thanks, Lady May [Verse 3: Willa Ford] Take it on now Girls give the eyes what they want to see Take it on now Girls be whatever you want to be Crazy ladies Tight-ass bodies Let 'em know we came to party Live it up now Boys got your eyes on that lady Live it up now 'Cuz she won't be your baby Go home lonely Leave you horny It's a girls night afterparty Fuck 'em all 'Cuz men don't have nothing but dicks on us Fuck 'em all 'Cuz they soft then beg us to strap on us Get your big "O" No love making Let him know his bitch was faking Here's to the men we love to love (Hmm, I wonder who that could be?) Here's to the men in love with us Here's to the men who pass on us Fuck the men Let's drink to us, y'all [Repeat Chorus x2:] Ooh, ooh! Oh my God Did I just say that? That's right, girls There's a sorority anthem for ya Fuck the men Let's drink to us, y'all!