Will Smith - Then She Bit Me - Tekst piosenki, lyrics - teksciki.pl

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I was in a club one Friday A lovely lady comes walking my way She walked up and she said hello I said, "Hi. My name's Joe." I was lyin', so was she She said her name was Donnie But her shirt said Marie She said, "You get to know me You'll never forget me." I said, "Why?" Then she bit me Ouch! That didn't hurt Kinda kinky But she ripped my shirt She poisoned me (and) I went to sleep I woke up at her house In the back of a Jeep A Blazer, '89 Tinted windows I wish it was mine Oh, it is But where are my keys? There they are...in the ignition I'm at her house It's a Tepee No, it's a cabin No, a sky scrapper No, it's an igloo ... a shack Forget it. I'll go around back It's a castle with a moat How I get across...boat (Twilight Zone noise) Shooo...I hate that sound I went inside Looked right, looked left There she is Oh, no that's Jeff He's invisible I went downstairs It's a loft No, it's a dungeon! There she is, doing areobics No, yoga No, that's karate *You killed my teacher!!!* But what a body! No, he wasn't there I'm tellin you I saw em No, really I saw em He was playing checkers No, Nintendo Ok, I'm lying There she is Watching T.V All My Children No, that's Cosby No, Speed Racer ... Shaft No, that's Kimba My fault...the T.V.'s off There she is, what a doll No, that's Chucky from Child's Play! I kissed her And she told me this was home I entered a dimension called The Twilight Zone Where anything can happen I'm rough like sandpaper Hard like algebra You should be glad that I was nice And I allowed ya to Step on stage To kick your ryhmes off I tried to be nice But you mistook that for softness Now it's goin' to hell with your opinion! What I say goes fom now on This is my dominion! Are there any rappers to step on stage Cause if you do you'll feel the force of my rage I'm on a rampage!!!!!!! Sych just kiddin Jeff wanted to do that But I didn't I thought that it would make the reccord dumb I guess I wasn't wrong Mary had a little lamb Her fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went So did Humpty Dumpty Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down And broke his crown.... Hickory, dickory, dock Got to use the bathroom now Sych, I was drafted
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