John Wayne Drank Black Coffee

[Verse 1] When the Duke woke up And you know he woke up early What'd he get in his cup? It wasn't chocolatey, or girly He needed something to put hair on his chest To break his fast, and end his rest Save the girl Ride off into the sunset [Chorus] So, grinds and all John Wayne drank black coffee! From a tin canteen cup And it was hot And it was frothy And when he fought the bad guy What was in his belly? You already know the answer John Wayne drank black coffee! [Verse 2] Now the Wild West was a natural disgrace With unsavoury characters all over the place And it was up to John Wayne to clean them up Just like the grinds from the bottom of the cup! And he walked in, with his hands on his holsters Wherever he went, Justice was bolstered Whether in the saloon or the forest The plains, or the mines [Chorus] Right down to the grinds! John Wayne drank black coffee! From a tin canteen cup And it was hot And it was frothy And when he fought the bad guy What was in his belly? You already know the answer John Wayne drank black coffee! [Outro] Now, there's nothing wrong with a good Mocha Latté But sometimes, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do! And I don't know about you... But John Wayne drank black coffee!