The Fun Powder Plot

[Verse 1] When we turn up in our turn ups Our hearts are heavy, our heads are ready to levy For the yippee-less swing, for the tot-less cot For the mock, for the shock, for the fun powder plot [Chorus] With courage and conviction, In donkey-jaw diction We cry for the cause, We cry for the cause With courage and conviction, In donkey-jaw diction We cry for the cause, We cry for the cause Because the courts have left us lonely; Disowned us daddies like the poopers of the party Gently, gently take them from me Gently, gently take them from me Gently, gently take them from me And I'll be left dumbfound as a donkey [Verse 2] This is a booty call My boot my boot my boot my boot up your arse hole This is a Freudian slip My slipper my slipper my slipper my slipper in your bits [Chorus] [Verse 2 Repeat]