Young, Dumb, and Ugly

Weird Al Yankovic Miscellaneous Young, Dumb, and Ugly We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad..you better not get us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn We got a reputation 'round these parts We only leave a 10% tip Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly That's what we are We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly We wear black leather in the hottest weather You can't imagine the smell We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble T-R-U-B-E-L Raisin' hell, bending the rules just a little We're living only for thrills We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly You better believe it We're Young, Dumb and Ugly I'll tell you again We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly We're comin to your town Yeah, we're so Young, Dumb and Ugly We're wild reckless men, we're on a rampage again We drive with just one hand on the wheel Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal We're there whenever trouble's startin' We're rebels without a clue We drink milk right from the carton And we keep our library books till they're way overdue Cause we're Young, Dumb and Ugly That's what we are We're so Young, Dumb and Ugly You can't stop us We're Young (we're so Young) Dumb and Ugly So ugly Young, Dumb and Ugly