Yoda

[Intro] I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah Where it bubbles all the time like a Giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice He said Yoda Y-O-D-A Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [Verse 1] Well I've been around but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a Muppet but he's wrinkled and green Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [Verse 2] Well I left home just a week before And I've never ever been a Jedi before But Obi-Wan, he set me straight of course He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the force Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda, yo yo yo yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [Bridge] So I used the force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks But I stood on my head Well I won't forget what Yoda said He said Luke, stay away from the darker side And if you start to go astray let the force be your guide Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [Verse 3] Well I heard my friends really got in a mess So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda again But I know that I'll be coming back someday I'll be playing this part 'til I'm old and grey The long-term contract I had to sign says I'll be makin' these movies 'til the end of time A-with my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda [Outro x4] Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda