Trash Day

{*to a parody of Nelly's "Hot in Herre" beat*} It's rotten, so rotten here So rotten, ah, oh! [Verse 1] It was like, the last day before trash day (uh) My place was getting kinda nasty (uh) Even know the garbage I knew would reek (ya know) Thought that I could leave it for one more week Then I, I'm taking, birthday cake (oh) and chile and greasy old bacon Throw in all on top of the mess I've been making Wife so mad she start to shaking Leaky bag and now the girl is gagging She's nagging, I need you to get that stuff of the kitchen floor (oh) Is that too much to ask you for (oh) But I see no reason why, I can't let a few more weeks go by (uh uh) And that garbage is piled up high, and buddy you should see the flies I said.. [Hook] There something rotten here (say what) You better hold your nose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh Boy there's a lot in here (a lot) And everyday it grows (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh, make you Wanna throw up [Verse 2] Look at all this garbage that I keep generating (come on) I sit around all day and watch it biodegrading Bet there's a hundred house codes that I'm violating Even my dog passed out and need resuscitating You won't believe it, take a whiff of that aroma Sure to put you in a coma It's so messy can't find my toenail clippers It's so bad the roaches wearing slippers Worn, sweaty clothes, pile up in this joint Stand up by themselves at this point It's so filthy now baby I can't lie I wipe my feet before I go outside I wonder what crawled in here and died Ya know, walking around barefoot acting terrified But it gives me stuff to talk about with my friends, like Hey I think them rats getting big (oh) [Hook] There's something rotten here (say what) You better hold your nose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh Look what we got in here (now what) Let's watch it decompose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, make You wanna throw up [Bridge] With a little bit a (*Barf Sound*) And a little bit a (*Barf Sound*) Make me wanna throw up It makes you wanna (*Barf Sound*) Just makes you wanna (*Barf Sound*) Oh [Verse 3] Some Lysol, some Comet, I got a mop and it's got your name on it (What?) I'm just kidding doggone it (Oh) Unless your gonna do it Careful not to (ay) breathe the fumes The garbage piles are going all the way to the bathroom Turn in to toxic waste sometime this after noon Better get a Hazmat suit and a push broom Oh [Hook] There's something rotten here (say what) You better hold your nose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, oh It's kinda pot in here (tear pot) Bring out the fire hose (oh) (Hey you disgusting slob, you better take the trash out)uh uh uh uh, make You wanna throw up [Ending] With a little bit a (*Barf Sound*) And a little bit a (*Barf Sound*) Make me wanna throw up Give a little bit a (*Barf Sound*) And a tiny bit a (*Barf Sound*) Make you wanna throw up Mix a little bit a (*Barf Sound*) With a molecule of a (*Barf Sound*) Make me wanna throw up It makes me wanna (*Gross Sound*) Just makes me wanna (*Spit Sound*) Oh!