Toothless People

They only show you their gums when they smile Ain't got a tooth in their heads now, how vile Only can eat things like pudding and apple sauce They never have to buy toothpicks or dental floss Hey, stand up Toothless people The breath is lethal Wanna tell ya Hey, come on, stand up, get on your feet Toothless people Old and feeble What I say No more of those pearly whites will they posses Their oral hygiene is frightful, a mess Lots of em suffering from trench mouth and gum disease At least they dont have to worry bout cavities Hey, stand up, take out your teeth Toothless people Old and feeble Oh, yes You can brush em, you can floss em Theyre something you just can't ignore If you lose em you're in trouble Cause the tooth fairy won't come no more You need something to show your dentist The next time he makes you say, ahh You dont wanna have to wind up Eating all of your food through a straw Like toothless people Toothless people You better brush your teeth now Toothless, toothless, toothless, toothless people