The Plumbing Song

Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash? Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week? Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand But plumbing's one thing I don't understand It's true, haven't got a clue B b baby, I can tell you've got a big problem When I flush the john, then your shower goes on Baby, now watcha gonna do? If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench Baby, he'll be there for you Shower's backing up, water won't go down? Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber Ba ba ba baby, sink's been stopped up all summer Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he'll know what to do Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down And the carpet's soaked right through Ba, ba, ba, kitchen's flooded too Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it's true B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay Baby, he can be here by two So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash Makin' service calls in his overalls Baby, he'll do his best for you Sewer's backing up, got you feelin' down? Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few Got a problem with plumbing? Gotta blame it on something? Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin' Blame it on the faucet that drips all night If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah When I flush the john, now when I flush the john It turns the shower on Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber He'll know what to do Call now, we're in the yellow pages