That Boy Could Dance

We all used to call him, Jimmy the Geek He was a dumb lookin', scrawny, little four-eyed freak He never used to hang around with the guys He'd just sit in the corner, attractin' the flies He wasn't much to look at, he never was very bright But at least there was one thing that he could do all right That boy could dance, that boy could dance, yeah He was kind of a jerk, he was kind of a bore But the women would scream when he walked in the door Cause one thing I could tell you for sure That boy could dance Picking teams, he would always be last He couldn't run very far, he couldn't think very fast If he was on your side, you'd always lose That guy had a problem, even tying his shoes He never passed his drivers test, he was always afraid of cars And he had a complexion that resembled the surface of Mars But that boy could dance, but that boy could dance, yeah Well, his hair was a mess and his clothes didn't fit He smelled pretty bad and he drooled just a bit But you gotta admit Boy, that boy could dance Now that boy is much older He got his own dance studio He got a Teeny Bopper fan club Yeah, he got his own TV show Now he owns half of Montana They all call him 'Diamond Jim' And you know I'd do anything if I could be just like him Cause that boy could dance, that boy could dance That boy could dance That boy could dance That boy could dance ...