Pretty Fly (for a Rabbi)

Veren zol fun dir a blintse [Intro] How ya doin', Bernie? (Oy vey! Oy vey!) How ya doin', Bernie? (Oy vey! Oy vey!) How ya doin', Bernie? (Oy vey! Oy vey!) And all the goyim say I'm pretty fly for a rabbi Meccha leccha hi, meccha hiney hiney ho [Verse 1] Our temple's had a fair share of rabbis in the past But most of 'em were nudniks, and none of them would last But our new guy's real kosher, I think he'll do the trick I tell ya, he's to die for! He really knows his shtick! [Chorus] So how's by you? Have you seen this Jew? Reads the Torah Does his own accounting, too! Working like a dog at the synagogue He's there all day, he's there all day Just say "Vey iz mir!" and he'll kick into gear He'll bring you lots of cheer and maybe bagels with some shmeer So grab your yarmulka And hey, hey! Do that Hebrew thing! [Intro] [Verse 2] He shops at discount stores, not just any will suffice He has to find a bargain, ’cause he won't pay retail price He never acts meshugga and he's hardly a schlemiel But if you wanna haggle, oy, he'll make you such a deal! [Chorus] People used to scoff, now they say "Mazel tov!" He's such a macher ’cause he works his tuchis off Yeah, he keeps his cool And teaches shul What's not to like? What's not to like? On high holy days, you know he prays and prays And he never eats pastrami on white bread with mayonnaise Put on your yarmulka And hey, hey! Do that Hebrew thing! [Bridge] When he's doing a Bar Mitzvah, now that you shouldn't miss He'll always shlep on down for a wedding or a briss They say he's got a lot of chutzpah, he's really quite hhhip The parents pay the moyl and he gets to the keep the tip! [Intro] Meccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ho [Chorus] He's doing well! I gotta kvell! The yentas love him, even shiksas think he's swell Shows up at his home and says, "Shalom!" And "Have some cake! You want some cake?" Yeah, he calls the shots We really love him lots! Oy gevalt, I'm so ferklempt that I could plotz So grab your yarmulka The one you got for Hanukkah Let's put on our yarmulkas And hey, hey! Do that Hebrew thing!