Like A Surgeon

I finally made it through med school Somehow I made it through I'm just an intern I still make a mistake or two I was last in my class Barely passed at the institute Now I'm trying to avoid, yeah I'm trying to avoid A malpractice suit Hey, like a surgeon Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Organ transplants are my line Better give me all your gause nurse This patient's fading fast Complications have set in Don't know how long he'll last Let me see, that I.V Here we go time to operate I'll pull his insides out, pull his insides out And see what he ate Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Here's a waiver for you to sign Woe, woe, woe It's a fact I'm a quack The disgrace of the A.M.A Cause my patients die, yah my patients die Before they can pay Like a surgeon, hey Cuttin' for the very first time Like a surgeon Got your kidneys on my mind Like a surgeon, ooh like a surgeon When I reach inside With my scalpel, and my forceps, and re-tractors Oh oh, oh oh, woe, oh Ooh baby, yeah I can hear your heartbeat For the very last time