Confessions Part III

Watch this... These are my confessions Just when i thought i said all i could say I came up with more secrets to tell you today These are my confessions Slipped my mind The last to times Silly me, so now i gotta give you part 3 Of my confessions First i told you 'bout that skank that i was cheatin' with Then i mentioned she's having my kid But thats not all, now i recall more you see, so i give you part 3 Of my confessions Now this gonna be the hardest thing i think i ever had to do Gonna tell you everything left out of parts 1 and 2 Like remember when i told you i knew Paully Shore? Thats a lie i dont know what i said that for I borrowed your chapstick from you without asking Oh and i tried out your nose hair trimmers too And by the way your diamond ring is cubic zirconium Killed your goldfish accidentally just replaced it with another one These are my confessions Just when i thought i said all i could say I need to get some things off my chest right away These are my confessions Slipped my mind The last to times Silly me, so now i gotta give you part 3 Of my confessions I threw up on your dog last time i had too much to drink Theres been times where i peed in your sink Dont know why but you and i should agree That belongs in part three Of my confessions Baby, forgive me im still trying to figure out Why i used your toothbrush too clean off my bathroom grout Oh and sometimes in private I really like to dress myself up like Shirley Temple and spank myself with a Hockey Stick My boss thinks im a jerk I didnt get a raise I havent changed my underwear in 27 days And when im kissing you I fantasize you're a midget Im so sorry Debbie....i mean...Bridgette These are my confessions Just when i thought i said all i could say I got some more secrets id like to convey These are my confessions Slipped my mind The last to times Silly me, so now i gotta give you part 3 Of my confessions Gave you Buttered Toast i dropped and picked up off the floor FYI that was NOT a cold sore Oops! My bad! But you'll be madder at me When i finish you part 3 Of my confessions You dont know how hard it is for me to tell you this. But remember that shirt you got me for my birthday? Well, i returned it for Store Credit. That thing was hideous...what were you thinking? Oh, and by the way, i wasn't really sick last week i just didnt want to go to your stupid office picnic. Oh and at breakfast when i told you we were all out of Rice Crispies what i meant was there was only enough left for me. Sorry.... These are my confessions Just when i thought all i could say I thought up of more things that should scare you away These are my confessions Slipped my mind The last to times Silly me, so now i gotta give you part 3 Of my confessions Once i blew my nose and then i wiped it on my cat And i lied yes that dress makes you look fat Anyway i shouldnt say anymore Until i give you part 4 Of my confessions I mean, im just getting started here! Im not even halfway down the list. This thing could go on for...h-hey! Where are you goin'? Honey? What? Was it something i said? ugh...Women...