Canadian Idiot

[Verse 1] Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut And do I look like some frostbitten hose-head? I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed [Chorus] They all live on donuts and moose meat And they leave the house without packin' heat Never even bring their guns to the mall And you know what else is too funny? Their stupid Monopoly money Can't take 'em seriously at all [Verse 2] Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export They treat curling just like it's a real sport They think their silly accent is so cute Can't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot [Chorus] Sure, they've got their national health care Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni And dream of drivin' a Zamboni All over Saskatchewan [Verse 3] Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out their temperature in Celsius See the map, they're hoverin' right over us Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous [Chorus] Always hear the same kind of story Break their nose and they'll just say "sorry" Tell me what kind of freaks are that polite? It's gotta mean they're all up to somethin' So quick, before they see it comin' Time for a pre-emptive strike!