Baby Parts

This is a letter to God I know that you love children but you seem to have an awful lot Whether this is Jesus Christ or Allah One of you guys needs to tell these bitches to stop Stop! Plenty of people think I was dropped On my noggin when I was a kid cause that would explain a lot Fed a diet of potato and paint chips A god-fearing atheist; Nobody can fix this This ain't "Brenda had a baby" this is "Brenda shoulda waited" Maybe Brenda shoulda used a contraceptive like a lady She's another baby havin' a baby at a young age Tryin to raise it on minimum wage If God was smart He'd have taken out your baby parts And let you live so that you can't have a kid If God was smart He'd have taken out your baby parts And let you live now that you can't have a kid Now speaking of statistics Where I live it's normal for chicks to have kids who suffer from the sickness We've all seen 'em at the store with their kid by the arm Pullin 'em around Threatenin' them with bodily harm Like "Oh my God!" It's a regular occurence Word, it's no secret why these parents make me nervous Cause their little ones are more than a little off God should come down, take their baby parts and rip them off Now certainly I don't mean all women But why is it the brokest bitches who have the most kids and One in the oven, two in the sink in the kitchen Three in the bathroom wondering where their daddy is hidden? ? CHORUS Mama sells weed just to try to make their ends meet All her friends smoked it, now the kitchen's cupboards empty (What?) Come friday night, drinking money? There's plenty She lets the first guy hit it, who claims he's gotta Bentley This '81 Honda's just a loner His gold chain is plated but she loves the way he talks to her So when they get home, he tells her that he loves her But he says he gets irritated whenever he uses a rubber She pays it no mind Of course he cums inside Three weeks later she can't seem to get him on the line What a surprise - the guys in the bar lied You think that she would have learned the second, third or fourth time CHORUS