Oh My Little Country Cottage

Oh my little country cottage, in the woods down by the river Winding down the lane, lined with little purple flowers I stop to gather berries, for my rustic summer kitchen I eat my little sandwich and it tastes like crap Oh I've got my little garden, and my peas just started sprouting My kitty's bounding happily, in the sun she's very happy And I've got my little shovel, for weeding and for digging Gonna learn to play the flute and kill myself [repeat both once]