Narwhals

Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty white They beat a polar bear in a fight Like an underwater unicorn They've got a kick-ass facial horn They're the Jedi of the sea They stop Cthulu eating ye Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Just don't let 'em touch your balls Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Inventors of the Shish Kebab Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Just don't let 'em touch your balls Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals (Narwhals, narwhals) Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion Coz they are so awesome Narwhals Are really, really good You'll find them in the sea They're never in the woods Narwhals You know they're just so sweet They could stab you in the face With their long protruding teeth! Yeah! It's a tooth A tooth, tooth baby They don't need a dentist Coz they're washin' it daily It's a tooth! You know it's the truth! You don't need no more proof Coz I'm telling you it's a tooth