Dirt

[Verse 1:] Dirt is quiet, it don't make noise It's fun to play with, especially for boys Girls don't much like it, but that's okay Boys don't like girls much anyway [Chorus:] Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt Dirt, dirt, good ol' dirt It may sound silly, but it really don't hurt To sing about good ol' dirt [Verse 2:] It hurts just a little if it gets in your eyes You can put it in water and make mud pies Babies will eat it, but babies are dumb They wet their diapers and suck on their thumbs [Chorus] [Verse 3:] It don't cost a thing cause it's everywhere You can take it back home and nobody cares You can throw it and kick and it don't even hurt So a kid's best friend just got to be dirt [Chorus][x2] [Outro:] I love good ol' dirt