Toothbrush

(Intro) They say a man's home is his castle So at home man is king But what's a home or a castle Without a queen Now when a man and a women fall in love It's like a beautiful gift from above But bitches be trippin like they lost their damn mind Now I ain't sayin' stop fuckin' with these hoes but c'mon playa Look for the damn signs Oooooowwwww What happened here? Right below my cabinet mirror There used to be two brushes Now there's three toothbrushes I never said I was a mathematician But from now on she gonna have to ask permission If she wanna leave shit here, what's this here? It's a brazier, gotta get this clear Run up out the bathroom cursing up a storm Didn't see there was a purse up on my floor My foot gets caught up in the strap Splat, I fall flat, on my back And the purse gets emptied all over the ground And now it's tampons everywhere rollin around Damn, this gettin out of control She really needs to slow her roll (chorus) She love me, she love me, she love me She love me too much She left her, she left her She left her toothbrush (2x) I come home and you're on my couch Go back to ya mama's house I just wanted to relax and unwind on it You laid out smokin weed drinkin wine on it This ain't what I wanted And the lease only got just one name signed on it And that's mine on it, not your's It'd be different if you would mop floors Take out the trash, do somethin' Every day you're the opposite of hustlin' Doing your nails is not a part time job CHORUS I ain't even know she had a house key She took it out my pocket and she copied it without me At that home depot store Now I'm never lonely no more She's here, whenever she likes Every day, every night And I just need my privacy I doubt that she's Tryin to spy on me she probably just wanna be By my tv to watch it free I love when she's on top of me But that don't give her no rights to my property I'm glad you're concerned with dental healthcare But that's the end of the discussion brush 'em elsewhere CHORUS (repeated until end of song) God this girl is driving me bananas The only solution I can think of is to dance Woo, ow ow ow I can't believe she parked in my parking spot man I'm going in This house right now after that half mile walk And giving her a piece of my mind (girl) Oh I'm so glad you're home I tivoed sex and the city so we could watch it As soon as you got here Don't be mad baby I spilled a bottle of nail polish remover on your laptop I got an idea for a fun project this weekend let's paint the bathroom walls pink Oh I didn't tell you my parents are coming tonight, oh, speaking of my parents can we do thanksgiving dinner here?