Need

[Verse 1] I got a long list of needs gotta satisfy 'em all And the first on the list is a bag of Tylenol Cause I'm stressed out thinking I don't have the time at all To get my shopping done, let me start here, on the top at one First, I need to check my e-mail Oh shit, yahoo front page news, another celebrity female That had a wedding recently, the marriage epicly failed I need to click the link because I need to get the details Soon as I click it I'm hit with a little ad That reminds me of a need that I already had It's an absolute must have need it really bad Before I read the story I be rushing out of my pad Now I'm in my car speeding cause I'm itching to find A Mickey D's drive through so I can sit in the line Gotta get in it in time, can't waste a minute of time The McRib's only there for a limited time And then I'm hit with a sign, that makes a switch in my mind Reminding me of a need of a different kind A brightly colored advertisement on a bus bench Makes me head to Target to pick up tents Cause tomorrow they're coming out with Call of Duty 84 And it's a necessity I camp out at the store You never know they might never fucking make any more I'm gonna rush to the front when they open the door And trample over any people that fall down on the floor This ain't a game, this is war If you produce it I'll consume it if you shove it down my freaking throat Everybody else got it, I don't wanna miss the boat [Hook x2] It's a lot of shit I really really need And I need to get all of it at a really fast speed I'm aware I'm a puppet of another man's greed I don't care, I'm in love with all this shit I really need [Verse 2] My duffle bag is packed With my phone, and my pod, my shuffle, pad, and mac Got all of my i's dotted, if they made it I got it And I'mma open my wallet for the next iProduct Gotta try to give them all that I can bruh Cause every phone that I own needs to have multiple cameras And my last one only had one How can I be seen from boths sides of the screen, I mean If I don't desperately plead and request for my upgrade I'll definitely bleed to death or die of AIDS I need better resolution, more gigs! Angry birds is old, I need war pigs! I need to tell the landlord as far as what is concerned I gave Apple every cent that I earned So I'mma be late, now I need a Tecate To deflate this stress caused by not letting my needs wait [Hook] "God damn man I just need to relax, watch some late night TV Aw infomercials... Aw fuck I need all this shit too!" [Verse 3] I got a lot of insecurities, use 'em to attack me I'm going bald, getting fat, plus I got acne I'm looking like a combination of all the before pics Please pretty please let me make you more rich Cause I need to get over whatever it is that I'm sick from List some symptoms, I bet I could pick one Yeah I got the fifth one, out of 45 Stomach aches, surely I need that particular drug to take The terrorists got me scared as shit Time to buy a terror kit, with a mask for air in it God bless my soul, I need to invest in gold The economy as we know it is about to fucking fold And we're all gonna die if I don't fucking buy All the oil's running dry, asteroids from the sky Who am I, where am I, what am I, I just need to fucking find The nearest Wal-Mart that's got a gun to buy