Trouble Waiting to Happen

I woke up this morning and fell out of bed: Trouble waiting to happen Should've quit while I was ahead: Trouble waiting to happen I turn on the news to the Third World War Open up the paper to World War Four Just when I thought it was safe to be bored: Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen The mailman brought me the Rolling Stone: Trouble waiting to happen It said I was living at home alone: Trouble waiting to happen I read things I didn't know I'd done It sounded like a lot of fun I guess I've been bad or something: Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen Teardrops ready to start Trouble waiting to happen To my heart This just ain't gonna be my day: Trouble waiting to happen Things just ain't gonna go my way: Trouble waiting to happen My day was over by a quarter to ten I climbed right back into bed again I'd write this down if I could hold a pen I might get better but I don't know when So I'm gonna wait right here 'til then: Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen Trouble waiting to happen Teardrops ready to fall: Trouble waiting to happen To us all