Fucking best song everr

Fill in the blanks without spilling your drinks: My name is _____ and I'm an alcoholic Not for real, but what else do you call this Find me in the clubby Going duper dumby Borrowing your money In the bathroom flask full of iced tea College grad chick straddling me I think that she want me To get up in her tummy That's why they call me "Gutsy" And I be like "Check my Spanish." Mamacita, te necesito Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know I shoot tequila from Costa Rica I gotta tell ya Best friends, you are my fucking best friends Seriously, it's like the best night ever This song, I'm really feeling this song This song, fucking best song everrr It's only midnight, chicks like "Heels off!" Barefooted on the floor playing leapfrog Skittles, Stoli, no juice And roly poly produce That's why they call me "Whoa Dude" "Slow dude" Mamacita, te necesito Soy ebrio, that's all the words I know Margaritas and microwave pizzas I gotta tell ya Best friends, you are my fucking best friends Seriously, it's like the best night ever This song, I'm really feelin' this song This song, fucking best song everrr