Sparring

Diamond cufflinks, tongue piercings Rowdy hecklers throughout the breeze Take this gift of potpourri and shove it far up your arse [Hook:] Put ‘em up! put ‘em up! Throw ‘em up! Throw ‘em up! Shut ‘em up! Shut ‘em up! Who’s this weakling who’s always acting? Shakespeare pleases me [Chorus:] I wish to spar Who’d like to spar? I love to spar, outside the bar [Hook] Who’s this weakling who’s barely breathing? Shakespeare drinks to me [Chorus] Broken bottles to broken knees Eat your chicks and not your peas My best friend the amputee has a fine gold belt in sparring Diamond cufflinks, tongue piercings Rowdy hecklers throughout the breeze Take this gift of potpourri and shove it far up your arse Step up to me, let's go outside Leave your fears and soul behind Don't fear the love that you had, the same old story has drove me mad Don't hold a grudge, let out the rage Let's turn the book on the proper page I couldn't stand the look you had so let's solve this problem man to man Man to man. Man to man. Man to man [Hook] x2 YOW! Who’s this weakling, Fuck this Pip-Squeak Shakespeare pleases me [Hook]