House of Asmodeus

[Intro: Moxxie] I love you More than the brimstone loves the fire More than Beelze loves her bub More than a maggot loves gangrenous stubs You make my spirit sing Yeah, you make me glad I live in Hell Our love is a story sweet to tell Yeah, you cast a special satanic spell over my heart Love is a journey we decided to start Yeah, I hope we'll never ever be apart I love you (x7) [Bridge: Moxxie, Asmodeus & Fizzarolli, Trio] I love you (x5) I lovе you (x4) [Verse 1: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli] Who's singing love songs at my lustful lounge? Ozzie's ain't thе place for sentimental sounds What'd you expect from a proprietor like us? Your demon host, Asmodeus, the embodiment of lust [Chorus: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli] Give me a thrust Yeah, show me some lust From the groin to the bust In desire we trust In the house of Asmodeus (Trumpet, ha) [Verse 2: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli] Little imp, you came here to sing your serenade Perform your feelings on a velvety stage Well, we got a saying that's popular in these parts Only little bitches strum the strings of their hearts You wanna hang around this lustful town? Ditch the lovey-dovey before we knock you around Here we sing about wants and desires Depravity, savagery, loins hotter than fire [Chorus: Asmodeus] So, give me a thrust Show me some lust From the groin to the bust Little imp, you just must In the house of Asmodeus [Post-Chorus: Asmodeus & Fizzarolli] Come on, sing us a song Make sure the subject is getting it on Make it graphic and tactfully long Be sure to rhyme "thong" and "shlong" Go ahead, the mic's on [Bridge: Moxxie & Asmodeus] I want to Yeah, what do you want? Butt stuff? Piss play? Bondage? Make gentle love to you [Verse 3: Asmodeus] Ugh, what a limp-dick imp You're really killing the vibe Get a load of this dweeb and his unsatisfied bride [Break: Blitzo, Moxxie] Hey now, I've watched those two pork many times What? Blitz? And, honestly, they make missionary look relatively exciting [Verse 4: Fizzarolli] That Blitzo? So, you're showing your face? Hey everybody, this guy's a total disgrace Some nerves you got to comment on a relationship Last I checked your love life is a pile of shit [Verse 5: Verosika & Blitzo] Oh, Blitzo? I used to date him (Oh, Verosika, and you are here) I'd stroke and I'd fellate him (Fellate him, fellate him) Yeah, but when it was my turn (My turn, my turn) He did no reciprocatin' (What a bitch-ass) A selfish imp in the sheets And just as bad in the streets A reckless, heartbreaking freak [Bridge: Asmodeus & Wally Wackford] Who's that at your table? Is your date a demon prince? Stolas, is that you? Are you sleeping with an imp? [Verse 6: Asmodeus] Wooo! My dark lord, how the mighty do fall You used to have a smoking wife, a kid, you had it all I hope you didn't give it up so you and him could get it up [Chorus: Asmodeus with Fizzarolli] You sold your life for a thrust Now, that's the spirit of lust Grab your groin or a bust You better get your head must Pretend you don't see that crust Hump 'til your junk turns to dust In the house of Asmode- [Break: Asmodeus, Millie & Moxxie] Hey! I think you were trying to sing something for me, Mox Yeah, I was [Outro: Moxxie] I love us I love us just the way we are Don't have to pretend to like to do things we don't I've always got you around to laugh at my stupid jokes I'll never take you for granted I'll always give you my best And if you can offer the same thing We'll handle the rest 'Cause I love you (x2)