Kid U Not

One i Di.Vision The one and only, Viro The Virus With EyeGo/Direct Yo [Verse 1: Viro The Virus] I heard a lot of shit about me Like when I'm liquored up, I can't keep my wits about me (say words) Bust it, I offered the public the same advice Chuck did And that's don't believe the hype or trust it I spit rugged till punks kick buckets Wave white flags and take flight fast Way too much of a scrub to play the clubs So I play the local pub with the gateway drug Battin' they idol, illogical scholar Change a pocket of chronic into a fist full of dollars Who's standing on your town's police plotter But move too smooth to slip and get horse-collared On a rampage like Barry Bonds roid raging on a bad day so you better am-scray But all the party people and fans stay Twist the bombay and pass it this way [Hook: Viro The Virus] All jokes aside I'm just here to keep hip hop alive for those who think it died It's off the handle, when I ramble Careers get cancelled, MCs trampled All jokes aside I'm just tryin' to keep hip hop alive for those who think it died I'm real with no gimmicks, keep the dro twisted You know it's dope fo' sho' if Viro did it [Verse 2: Viro The Virus] It's the savvy veteran no rapper is better than It's just the facts, no bullcrap or embellishment I don't care one iota for the payola I eat your rap bars like granola You should know that I rape wacks So get it straight black or get the bozak ASAP Fuck ya chinchillas and ya Maybachs I chill in Champion hoods and take the train tracks My mother used to study the bible, me? I studied Organized Konfusion vinyls A pothead from the boondocks Who rocks best in ya boombox, tighter than tube socks The answer to the question of "who's hot?" In a separate category from "who's not", see The Big V be the sure shot With more props than Carrot Top's box [Hook] [Verse 3: Viro The Virus] I sold weed for 4 years straight All I gained was some Nautica Tees and some court dates And every ho I done had is now like "Fuck that broke ass bum, he's a scum bag" But I'm an artist with an Artest-mentality Storm the stands and turn fans to casualties Wheel and deal with movers and shakers Plus stand and deliver much sooner than later Freak the mic like a cut Pussy-lipped rappers try to grab it and it screams "Unhand me at once!" Just get me back to the mac with a blunt Who'll make you punks wear a hat that says dunce I ask girls to play photography Let's go in a dark room and see what develops possibly Don't be mad, at least I'm speaking honestly Now ma please, follow me for sodomy Don't have a lot but on everything I got If I ever get broke, somebody's getting shot (blaow!) Kid U Not, you'll have a devil of a time tryin' to reach this level of mine, but [Hook]