Joe Shmoses

[Intro:] I’m with herrrrrrr! Uh! hmm yeah Yeah Yeah! uh ! [Verse 1:] Raise the stakes on a disk In the studio with ankle weights on ma wrist Become a number on ma list Checked off call me wipe the blood off ma kicks Yeah ! Your brains on ma brain lightbulb flash crazy insane Yeah dude moves with a screw loose Talk to myself who’s on a bluetooth Uh! write raps over nightcaps [?] fight back mics edible like vegetable in this ranch shit You man spit this is listening and sanskrit This is advance command applause Hands in the air and then they pause Looks like they’re abandoning their arms Ramming and then man and women run rambing And I’m done rapping when they’re done unwrapping bodyparts [Chorus:] Yeah uh! Welcome to ma opes Hoping you can distinguish us from the hocus pocus Welcome to ma opes man speak for the gods you can call me Joe Shmoses [Repeat] [Verse 2:] Who’s the best at this of the rapper momma’s boy Still sucking momma’s breast desist Dan's back, cats back but they belong on the lawn Ashes spread on Bon Carmalon’s farm [come on] Midwest, one man rambo, we watch a rapper do the lambo leap Ma fan creep through the murky Earth worky To keep the Earth neck doing herky jerk jerky You told ferky turkey want none of this beef A hard working man why you guarding burger brand running for me Listen you really wanna compete, i’m the one with the most complete package Ask for the white guy in the van who’s with that accent if he’s jacket Make it back like a maccaro packet, you were back in the bracket From the back of my packet, 6pack get a glass from the captain No co-captain, don’t come out just go back in You been rapping 1 on 1 I grab this mic it’s one and done Nothing like you boy [Chorus:] Yeah uh! Welcome to ma opes Hoping you can distinguish us from the hocus pocus Welcome to ma opes man speak for the gods you can call me Joe Shmoses [Repeat] [Outro:] Music