Ring the Bell

[Andy Cooper] + (Dizzy Dustin) Yeah! Hey Einstein, I like this beat man (Yeah, it's nice man) Pretty good Yo Diz, it's been a while since you did some straight braggadocionics "Tell it like it is!" [Dizzy Dustin] I'm cooler than an ice chest, colder than a snow cone Nicer than the nicest kid under the ozone I'm worth every penny and tighter than vice grips Your style is overpriced like a pair of nice kicks I cover the terrain like my name was John Wayne Shoot 'em up like Roscoe P. Coltrane It costs to be "The Boss" like Bruce Springsteen And I'm good for your health like a bowl of string beans [Andy Cooper] Einstein drops the beat, I say holy mackerel Swoopin on stage like I'm a terradactyl I can get funky like Ahmad Jamal So people come to see me like the Taj Mahal I wanna pen a classic, like Rachmaninoff Turn it on and off with chops like a tomahawk I never dug "I Need Love" In fact, I taped over it with high speed dub Ugh... [Andy Cooper] + (Dizzy Dustin) (Man, why you dissin LL?) Well, it's not really LL, it's just that song I didn't like (You thought he was pretty soft) Yeah, he was kinda soft, "When I'm alone in my room.." Well, anyway, we gotta do the chorus, here it comes [Chorus] (Now you can ring my bell all through the night) Ring the bell, ring the bell (Now you can ring my bell all through the night) Ring the bell, ring the bell (Now you can ring my bell all through the night) Ring the bell, ring the bell (Now you can ring my bell all through the night) Ring the bell, ring the bell [Andy Cooper] + (Dizzy Dustin) Okay, now it's verse two, right (Right) Now your first verse was interesting (Eh...) Some tricky flows in there So I wanna see what you got for verse number two Alright, here it goes "Everybody!" [Dizzy Dustin] When I do my thing I bling like afro sheen Got an old lady, not in the bachelor scene My mother calls me Dustin but you can call me Dizzy Don't drink water with the bubbles or water if it's fizzy So keep it off my rider, yeah, as if I had one Why do I have to be so darn handsome It's a curse like the goat is to Chicago I'm out a here, you can catch me down in Cabo [Andy Cooper] Man, I'm a cat in command, call me Heathcliff And I'm heading straight to the top, like a ski lift When I'm swingin in this hip hop slugfest Competition fails like Bobby Brown's drug test Jiggasauraus keepin it real You're about as real as a three dollar bill Blowin more hot air than a hair dryer I eat cheeseburgers and I got a spare tire [Andy Cooper] + (Dizzy Dustin) (Man, you are getting a little fat there) Well, you know, I'm trying to be more like a rapper, you know (Well, alright, you mean fat and large) Well, you know Anyway, we gotta do the chorus, here we go [Chorus 2x] [Chorus] (Now you can ring my bell all through the night) Ring the bell, ring the bell (Now you can ring my bell all through the night) Ring the bell, ring the bell (Now you can ring my bell all through the night) Ring the bell, ring the bell (Now you can ring my bell all through the night) Ring the bell, ring the bell [Andy Cooper] + (Dizzy Dustin) + {Young Einstein} That's right, now we gonna send a fat shout out To all the ice cream truck drivers bumpin this song man (Man, the ice cream truck don't even come down my block, anymore) Why not, man? (I got bad credit) Well, that's Dizzy Dustin for you Now, when it comes to ice cream truckin, what's your snackly choice? (I'm feeling a strawberry shortcake) Now I like the classic ice cream sandwich What about you, Einstein? {Drumstick)} (Einstein likes the drumstick) He wants to know if he can buy cigarettes from the ice cream truck (Candy cigarettes) Now we gotta hurry up and get outta here so Einstein can get back on Friendster, man Hey, uh, what do you guys want to do after work? Movies, yeah, movies Yeah, I was thinking about seeing a movie GENTLEMAN, a word? Einstein (Yes?), the pork grinder you're supposed to fill? (Yes?) YOU NEVER FILL IT! Andy (Yeah?) the way you talk to customers? (Yes sir?) IT'S NOT GOOD! (I thought it was witty) You insult them (Ohh...) Dizzy (Yeah) your bathroom habits? (Right?) WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER THE BATHROOM! Gentleman, I've got some good news, and some bad news. (What's the good news?) The good news is, remember that trip to Brazil you wanted to go on? (Yeah..) Well, you can! CAUSE YOU'RE FIRED!!