La Revolucion

[Andy Cooper] Clip clop, clip clop (4x) Hiding in the desert between the sand dunes Haven't slept in three moons I'm running off fumes Plus, I'm feeling sick with Montezuma's revenge But I know I can't quit until the madness ends (We gotta keep moving!) We gotta keep moving, we're too close And the enemy's scared, man, we got 'em on the ropes So, hold your pistola low, and your head high Look 'em, dead in the eye and shout the war-cry (People stand up!) People stand up! Let's start a revolution I'm fed up with being pushed around We gotta fight back! And start a revolution It's about time that we stood our ground You see, it was ten or so years ago When they rolled up in the town and stole the show (Stole the show) They used sex, intimidation and violence to plunder And take the people under like pirates They started spreading their seeds about And we tried to resist, but they squeezed us out So we went underground, off the map Now we're on our way back, now we're on our way back! "This is it." "You know when they move, they steal and erupt!" "This is the moment." "Better step back." "Okay, mister, no more nice guy." [Andy Cooper] Now, I had a strategy, take 'em out rapidly Break into their stronghold and blow a battery I called a meeting and I drew up the plans Volunteers? Fifty men then threw up their hands I need one group on the boulevard When you signal, just shoot with no regard It's only a distraction (what?) so no killing As you make noise we'll break in the main building And head for the stash spots, with the cash pots We'll take it all, and bleed 'em till the last drops Then we'll need to tie up the guards Cut the phone lines and set the charge We'll make our escape then listen as the guns blow Turn around and watch the walls crumble Finally we get what's rightfully ours And put those who held us back behind bars So, hit the sack at the crack of dawn It's time to rise up the attack is on The next morning we gathered on a prairie Looking down on the town from a cemetery "This is it." "Artillery weapon for the enemy." "This is the moment." "Loaded about to explode." "This is it." "Best move you can make is a move to surrender." "This is the moment." "Better step back!" "We're off to fight!" [Andy Cooper] I told the boys tighten up your boots Put on your sombrero Today, we go in to overthrow the pharaoh We rode town, but everything was vacant Except for one vagrant asleep on the pavement We were puzzled, then the church bell rung And someone shouted, "Stop the rebellion!!" We all ducked and ran for protection Gunshots struck from every direction Man, what had happened? We must'a been spied out Later, I heard we had a traitor in our hideout We were in trouble, this could be our last stand Then I saw a masked man jump out of a trash can He took aim, and caught my arm A half a foot to the left, I'd have bought the farm I was alive, but I couldn't stay vertical Fall into the dirt below, like I had vertigo I crawled out of the street into a pool hall Out of bullets, so I threw a cue ball Now I'm surrounded, it's looking grim They yell "Come out or we're coming in!" I said, "Boys, can you say it again?" Reloading my weapon and I started to grin The odds are long and I might not live But I'm coming out shootin' like the Sundance Kid "Alright! We've got you surrounded Now come out with your hands up or it's gonna get ugly. And I mean UGLY!" "You'll never take me alive!" "Gentlemen, let's proceed." [Andy Cooper] Hiding in the desert between the sand dunes Haven't slept in three moons I'm running off fumes Plus, I'm feeling sick with Montezuma's revenge But I know I can't quit until the madness ends Start a revolution... Start the revolution... "Townspeople say they will never forget the scene..." "I just did what I had to do..." [*Meatshake Skit*] Yeah, holmes, let me get a, um, get me a beef-peef Uh, let me get a, uh Two carnita shakes, and, uh, one, uh, turkey-shake and two beef-shakes (That's off the Latin menu) And a, um, let me get some-- [Double K] Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, money (Hey, nah, sir) Hey yo, excuse me Hey yo, man, I came here, man, yo, check this out, I got, a turkey shake, right? (Yes sir, ok) When I got home, it tasted like a ham shake (Look, ham and turkey are very similar products) Look man, don't tell me nothing about no turkey I know what your turkey shake taste like, it's my FAVORITE! (Sir, do you have a proof of purchase or receipt? Do you have--) (*Fuck*) that (*shit*) man, you going to get me a turkey shake or I'm not leaving this (*SLLLUUURP!*) (Sir) I love meat shake, but man, I gotta get my turkey shake (I think you're being a little uncooperative here, I think you need to--) You get me my turkey shake, mother(*fucker!*) I'mma get me a a little -- a little -- a little Punk (*ass*) shake right here! (Buddy, there's children in line here and you might want to watch your--) I don't give a (*fuck!*) Give me a turkey shake now, mother(*fucker!*)