Bang for the Buck (Remix)

Once again... U.D [Verse One] My soul is not for sale Got a one track mind goin off the rail As I, save the day what I mean to say Is Ugly Duckling's on the way like a green beret No Grammys or platinum plaques No chicks with fake noses or plastic racks Just raps over tracks made of classic wax Our past is the mic then I'll pass it back Hey! What's happenin? You ready for action? Hands get to clappin, the place is packed in B-Boys backspin to DJ scratchin The roof is on fire and I'm holdin the matches Flows so cold it'll run to your nose I'll stomp a mudhole and muddy your clothes I'm harder than the hardest, hard as hard can get Andy C heat it up like a bag of briquettes Some cat gave us a bad review Well I read what you said and I laughed at you But that's cool, do what you have to do We don't give a rat's ass if you clap or boo We got bang for the buck, bang for the buck Locked and loaded up with bang for the buck Bang for the buck, bang for the buck Right get on the cut and let's bang for the buck Bang for the buck, bang for the buck Locked and loaded up with bang for the buck Bang for the buck, bang for the buck Locked and loaded up, let it go~! {*scratched: "Ugly Duckling is back again"*} {"I'm back and I got a bigger gat!"} [Verse Two] On your mark get set now I'm ready for rhymin I'ma catch wreck like trains collidin Stick to my guns like gum in the holster And come high noon you'll get hung like a poster I'm straight to the point like a bayonette Mics melt in my hand like a Raisinete I spit random words like I had Tourette's You want bang for the buck? Place your bets I got bang for the buck like a prostitute In the group with the rep you cannot refute As I move to the light I'm in hot pursuit For success in my sight so I got to shoot And it's - locked and loaded, hammer cocked exploded Best not to hold it (hot) you get scolded (stop) Then reload it, definitely Cause on stage the mic's like a weapon to me Einstein rocked the fat loop before he wore a tracksuit Back in the day when Brother J had his black boots I got lungs like a vacumn And I'ma blow it up like your bathroom I got bang for the buck, bang for the buck You wanna knuckle up I got bang for the buck Bang for the buck, bang for the buck Einstein on the cut, BANG! Bang for the buck, bang for the buck Locked and loaded up with bang for the buck Bang for the buck, bang for the buck Locked and loaded up, let it go! {*scratched: "Ugly Duckling is back again"*} That's right {"Excuse me, I'm tryin to earn a mere buck or two"} {*scratched: "Ugly Duckling is back again"*} {"I'm back and I got a bigger gat!"} [Outro] If you like what you hear then clap Put your hands in the air and clap If you like what you hear put your hands in the air And clap... just clap If you like what you hear then clap Put your hands in the air and clap If you like what you hear put your hands in the air And clap... clap {"I'm back *bang bang* I'm back *bang bang*" "I'm back and I got a bigger gat!" - Sir Mix-A-Lot}