Alibi

[Hook] If you're gonna lie you better bring your alibi Or she ain't gonna hear you out She just ain't gonna hear you out, no And if you're gonna love her then love her But you gotta start hangin' around, yeah You gotta start hangin' around [Verse 1] I am that bastard son of a bitch Hardened fibs cover my lips Whatchin' piss drunk I'm stumblin' in, cussin' a bit, dusty as shit Heart strings still stinging from that lover I miss I can't stomach the pain I'm strugglin' with It's fuckin' insane, I love her to death Let's talk taboos I am that monster under the bed You can dump me in a ditch Take a gun to my head From Monday to Sunday The mundane smothers my breath Some say you must stay To summon the strength I've come to confess I'm ugly and unkempt Troubled, distressed Totally messed up On the hunt for the fresh I didn't mean flesh Comfortably numb Between a set of stranger honey bee breasts Yo nothin' beats sex when nothing means much Under seige for another eve [Hook] [Bridge] I like it when you dance, I like you when you smile How'd you get so good at life, my love? Stepping up, you've been going hard How come you're so nice to everyone? [Verse 2] I am the victim of my own undoing He who shot himself in the foot Another fuckwit human With some dumb stupid stuck to me He who forgot to read the stories you tell in the books She tried to teach me how to be humble I blew it Couldn't listen to the cues, too busy with the blues Now there's no aphrodisiac like my memories And some FB pictures of you And I can feel it like a kick in the tooth I miss you more than I was thinking I would I hope the life you've been living is good I still love you more than I reckon I should So what's up in your neck of the hood? So I used to call you in the morn I don't call you anymore Those days are done for Still, here I am The smallest violin known to man Plays me to your ears when you hear my jam It goes [Hook (x2) + Bridge] [Outro] Lookin' all the time How do you find the time for my love? I've been at your gate, I've been acting strange It's my bad and not your fault, my love