Attack of the Fifty Foot Woman

It was a normal date with my girlfriend Sue Blond hair, blue eyes, and five-foot-two The night was cold, the stars were bright From over her shoulder came a strange light We parked the car down at Three-Mile Point The top was down, we were really going I heard her cry, the reactor flared She grew and grew, I freaked and stared Attack of the fifty-foot woman Our love was at an end All she did to get her kicks Was step on all the men I had to run just to save my skin She scooped me up, I could not win “My God,” I screamed, to my distress Got a fifty foot woman in a five-foot dress Attack of the fifty-foot woman Our love was at an end All she did to get her kicks Was step on all the men Attack of the fifty-foot woman Our love was at an end All she did to get her kicks Was step on all the men Look out here she comes The biggest pair on earth So scared I gotta go with her The National Guard couldn’t shoot her down Before she left she really trashed our town She left me there, though I tried and tried A fifty foot woman’s never satisfied Attack of the fifty-foot woman Our love was at an end All she did to get her kicks Was step on all the men