Hold My Beer

[Verse 1] Oh, dearly beloved We are gathered up in here today To join in holy monogamony This dear feller And this old gal he brought with him The wedding chapel couldn't get more packed The lovebirds were dressed in white and black The preacher turned to the groom and asked Him to slip the ring on her left hand He turned to his best man [Chorus] And said, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, buddy" "Here, hold my beer" [Verse 2] I now pronounce you You all They cut the cake and they poured champagne They mock-paraded and formed a train They crashed right into the groom's old flame As she came crashing in The new bride was kind of green [Chorus] [Verse 3] When the catfight broke up, the band broke in Did some haggling and hankering some cash When somebody's cousin that nobody knew Yelled, "What's with this hill-billy crap?" You could've heard a pin drop [Chorus] And then, "Hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" [Chorus] "Somebody, hold my beer" "This won't take long" "And I want it back" "And I don't want it gone" "I trust you, buddy" "Here, hold my beer" [Outro] Ya, no, no, just hold it, no I wouldn't give it and then tell I didn't like it Oh, it's gone now Never ask the preacher to hold your beer