Hell, I Can Do That

[Verse 1] I was flipping through the channels A lazy Sunday afternoon Caught the race in Talladega Coming around lap 22 When the fella in the blue car Gave a red car a little tap Then the rainbow colors Went flipping down the track In what that announcer called A spectacular crash And I thought Well, hell, I can do that What's the big deal? Hit a wall in a ball of fire Requires no steel [Chorus] A hundred thousand fans Screaming in the stands He gets a bag full of cash Driving circles and crash Hell, I can do that [Verse 2] While they were under caution I switched it back to the football game My team was losing Coach was hanging his head in shame Then they gave 30 to the football And he hit the hole fast 'Tween him and the goal line Was nothing but the grass And he tripped on his own two feet Fell flat on his back And I said Oh, hell, I can do that Man, what's the big deal? If I only wanted A stumbling, fumbling skills [Chorus] [Verse 3] Well, I must have dozed off I woke up with my baby next to me Remote in her hand Tears in her eyes from a movie A romantic comedy Starring Matthew McConaughey Oh, hell, baby I can do that I don't see the big deal Kiss a girl, save the world And the monster ain't even real [Outro] He just takes off his shirt Stuntman does the work He gets a boat load of cash For a quick shot of his ass Hell, I can do that Might need to wax my back But, hell, I can do that