Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

[Verse 1] Bobby Joel and Betty got a real nice farm Everybody knows that they work real hard Bobby Joel sweating in the noonday sun Betty right beside him until the work's all done But every now and then they get a strong desire To crawl up in the hay and set the barn on fire [Chorus] Now the hay needs hauling, the hogs needs slop The corn needs cutting but the tractor's stopped They climbing up the ladder, clear through the loft Shucking those dirty old work clothes off Singing brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watching but the) Brown chicken, brown cow [Verse 2] Black crow sitting on a weather-vane He can see them coming from a mile away Yeah, he's caw-caw-cawing out a loud alarm Hey you all, Bobby Joel and Betty heading for the barn Now the chicken ain't pecking and the cow won't eat They're fighting each other for a front row seat [Chorus] [2x] (Ain't nobody watching) [Outro] Brown chicken, brown cow (Ain't nobody watching but) Brown chicken, brown cow Only one watching, baby (Ain't nobody watching) Oops