All Hat, No Cattle

[Verse 1] See that boy standing there by the dance floor He's looking like the Marlboro Man Starched shirt, starched jeans, big trophy buckle And an empty Copenhagen can He's talking cowboy this and cowboy that Well, I'll bet one thing's for sure The only stampede that he's ever seen Is the clearance at the western store [Chorus] All hat and no cattle, that boy just ain't real All boots and no saddle, don't know how to make a cowgirl feel Think I'm going to tell him to pack up his act And go back where he came from Because all hat and no cattle ain't going to get it done [Verse 2] He's just a smooth-talking, long-tall slow-walking Srugstore-made-up dude So honey don't you fall for that fake Texas drawl He ain't right for you What you need is a man that ain't just a hat stand When you get him home Well, I don't look like much, but I can sure saddle up And ride with you all night long [Chorus]