If I Was Washington

[Chorus] If I was Washington Valleys would I forge for If I was a fat man Fun would I gorge for If I was gingus Gold would I horde for Wish I had a dollar a day [Verse] If I was a gouger Gouge would I wish for If I was a fisherman Fish would I fish for If I was a French whore Frenchies I'd dish for Wish I had a dollar a day Turkeys are for flying Chickens are for eating I'm all for fun Fun's forbidden Forbidden's forgotten And forgotten's for getting I wish I had a dollar a day Buzzards are for circling Circles are for heroes Heroes for floating Fiddles to nero Fingers for counting Numbers for zero Wish I had a dollar a day [Chorus] [Outro] If I was Washington I'd wear wood teeth If I was a policeman I'd walk me a stone beat If I was a singer I'd stop right now I wish I had a dollar a day