A Dog's Breakfast

Listen to Ron Hubbard's son "Dad was con-man number one Through black magic dabbling And drugs his books were born" Dianetics says I am A reincarnated Thetan god If I buy E-Meter M.E.S.T. a-ok L.R.H. says, "Jesus never Reached potential grade" Jehovah's Witness make the claim "The only prophet of today" But every prophecy was fake And so they upped the date As they read their Bible wrong John 1:1 "The Word was a god" "Triune God is of Babylon The Church is of the beast" "144,001 and all that follow Jonadabs that cannot go to Heaven" I was fooled again I had made up my mind That truth comes in styles I was fooled again Wastin' my time With life changing lies Myself I love so much Because the New Age teaches me "The source of good and secrets lie within" If this present life ain't good Astral to the past one dude "You can make adjustments In your linear time zone" "God is you and you are God So whatever you decide is right..." Right? Joseph Smith a Mormon god Murdered men, condemned of fraud An angel gave him golden plates Which no one ever saw K.C. says that "Christ was lost Sign of Satan on the cross Bore the Devil's nature And was born again in Hell" If you've got a little bod "You can all become a god" Benny hinders true conversion "Christ is not within" "I have faith in my own faith Cause I'm a little god" I was fooled again A message from God That was only a fraud I was fooled again Truth and joy was inside But it's only in Christ I was fooled again By a spiritual force That had disguised its source I was fooled again By the Lord's latest mail But a novel from Hell