Not Dying Today

There was a gambler and a cleaner and a puppeteer Only the puppet could explain just what he was All on a bus we were hopin' to pass the time Plug my piece in boys then we can drink the wine Drink the wine drink the wine-- Music, good friends, I'm not din' today I may be 6 feet under full of wonder I'm not dyin' today Dyin' today I'm not dyying mister Today Neil is thrilled he can claim he's mammalian "But the bad news," he said, "Girl, you're a dandelion." Dandelion, hey I need to think about that Yeah, I thought about that and I said "What the Hell?" He said, "Nope, you are Earth bound, blow them seeds away Maybe one will make a sound." Make a sound, make a sound-- Music, good friends I'm not Dyin' Today I may be 6 feet under full of thunder I'm not Dyin' Today Dyin' today I'm not dyin' mister Today So they got us go Goin' and comin' Cause they make us pay If we go or stay Is he prayin' That I'll pop my clogs? If they can't prove I'm crazy By noon I'll be pushin' up them daisies Tomorrow, with their Donut box they'll say "It's sad she's Brown Bread." Hey, I got my weapons-- Music, good friends I'm not Dyin' today I may be 6 feet under Way down yonder I'm not Dyin' today Dyin' I'm not dying, sister, take your paws off My ankle straps and my mister Dyin' Fryin', rather have a lie-in I am not blowin' that Gabriel's Trumpet I got my own band to play today