Giant's Rolling Pin

[Verse 1]: Beth and Marlene's pies With help from Caroline After just one slice You can uncover any lie That's why the NSA And now the FBI Want to be the ones who control Beth and Marlene's pies With help from Caroline So basically that's why [Chorus 1]: I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin Legend says it does exist If you don't stop looking for it I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin Legend says it will bake for the world (Oh, it will, yes, it really will) In case we have Rolled out our little world too flat Then the giant's rolling pin Will roll the truth out So that the whole world can dig in To Beth and Marlene's pies [Verse 2]: Everybody spies So why the big surprise? That is why the working woman Well deserves a slice (Mississippi mud or Key lime?) But now the nice taxman In every state has tried To say that it's in his jurisdiction to decide Who gets a bit of pie So honestly that's why [Chorus 2]: I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin Legend says it does exist If we don't stop looking for it I'm off to find the giant's rolling pin Legend says it will bake for the world (Oh, it will, yes, it really will) If in fact we had Rolled our little world too flat Then the giant's rolling pin Would roll the truth out So that the whole world can dig in The whole world can dig in To Beth and Marlene's pies With help from Caroline For a window of time you can see through any lie With help from Caroline And the giant's rolling pin