PimpandHo.com

-=talking=- It's almost ova ho She ain't no ho Check out somethin' on my computer real quick P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com It's Pimpandho.com fo' sho [Too $hort] It's 2004 Ain't no body go in the stores What for? When you got dot com whores My whole life is like girls gone wild Cuz this player keeps girls on file Just tell me what you liken Sit down at the keyboard and type in: P-I-M-P-A-N-D-H-O dot com And see the hoes It's time to log on baby Eat this dick up 'til it's all gone baby I ain't fake [I ain't fake] This site is all no-fiction Real pussy, real dick, real friction Convertin' programs wit these secret powers Accounts getting' fat from the overseas dialers I'm trynna bust this internet nut Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt Pimpandho.com [Hook] Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb Need a little game, you better log on Girls get naked Lickin' on my dog bone $hort Dog presents Pimpandho.com Me and D-Money keep smokin' that bomb Need a little game, you better log on Girls get naked Lickin' on my dog bone Lick it [Too $hort] No need to go Got some weed to blow Got that Goodwill game to feed the po' I got bitches Don't ask what these are fo' Might learn a few things that you need to know [chill out] So kick back and watch the show $hort Dig on the mic Can't stop the flow [no, no] All the squares get out the do' If you ain't high enough yet You need to pop some mo' [stay high] And check out the player's site The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah You can download the pimp fashion Old School Too $hort wit the pimp classics One million hits in a days time [time] Women so fine they'll daze your mind We online [we online] The computer from the eight track Sellin' sex since way back It's Pimpandho.com [Hook] -=talking=- Big Dez is on the beat Yea fo' show It's Pimpandho.com It's where you see the baddest bitches Doin' the freakiest shit $hort Dog style Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy Whitey Cracker My pimp partner K.B. up in this mutha fucka And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users I know you ain't wastin' no time to getting' to the porn It's all good baby You can dial up if you want to As long as you enjoy the show It's Pipmpology, biatch Oh yeah, and it's all real baby None of those silicone, blonde, Barbie bitches Titties all crooked and shit Naw, naw, none of that You got a website player? What's yo address? You know? It's that old game baby It all started at the Player's Ball Don't miss the next party Cuz you might get lucky, biatch