Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches (Erick Sermon Remix)

Yeah that's right We gonna flash back To 1983 I'ma show you niggas how I was spittin' this pimp game Before most of you niggas even started rappin' 1983 Too $hort Word for word Like this baby Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches A nigga like me I know what's up I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt If I can't find one anywhere It turns my dreams to nightmares Baby right there ain't got no ass But she's okay if she got cash Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches I'll tell 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin' but bitches with no ass I woke up early feeling right Do the same damn thing every day of my life Cause every morning you know I get A good blowjob from a real fine bitch Strokin', smokin', sir Too $hort Thinking about the day before 30 minutes after I rolled out I pulled a freak took her to my house She was hella young with a lot of butt She sucked my dick and then we fucked That good tight pussy I couldn't pass A light-skined freak with so much ass At 1 P.M. I was fuckin' away I wanna do the same thing again today Today my story made itself Every bitch I saw was flat as hell I told myself "I must need glasses" Where's them bitches with the big round asses Me and me homie just wanna be tuff Freak two bitches then switch'em up It was 3:35 the strip was lit Every two blocks I saw a different bitch Waiting on the bus some was walking Me and my homie just started talking I said "Homie she looks good" He said "That ass is flat as wood" I said "What about baby in the black" And he said "$hort she's all back" Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches Every single day of the week For every nigga living there's a freak If you got game and a bed Why not get fucked and get some head Cause bitches all over wanna get fucked I just need one with a lot of butt Me and my homie rollin' and smokin' Flat booty bitches took over Oakland I told my homie "I hate to say All the bitches with ass stayed home today" And he said "$hort what now?" Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-town I thought them bitches out there was fine But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind Bitches, Bitches, Bitches Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches We hit the B-town like Oakland players I knew it bitches was everywere The first one had tities so fat But that don't work her ass was flat The second bitch was flat too Talked about the bitch like a muthafuckin' fool I said "Beyotch I know I'm capin' Where's your ass baby, what happened?" She turned around caped back on me Said "Fuck you nigga, where's your teeth?" I damn near fell jumping out the car But I slapped that bitch and slapped her hard My homie said "$hort, we gots to cut" But I was spankin' that bitch on her big flat butt We parked the car and took a walk I saw another bitch and I had to talk I said "Baby, baby, baby come here Yeah you baby with the long long hair" Baby came over from across the street Standing on the corner talking to me I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast Cause I didn't even notice that she had a flat ass Sheit! And I was ready to go We was rollin' back to the O' I told that bitch "I changed my mind" She looked at me and she said "Why" I said "I'm Sir Too $hort the Oakland player I'm not one of them niggas who don't care It's no thang to do my duty But not with you and your flat booty" In the Berkley town what did we find Freak after freak with no behind One long day I never got in I'm glad that shit never happened again Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The invasion (Beyotch) is on That's that old school '83 Still pimpin' baby $hort dog You know I can't stay away from this game