Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches

[Intro] Baby, check this out Yeah, you I wanna ask you a question Where is yo ass? Baby, what happened? [Verse 1] A nigga like me I know what's up I want a nasty bitch with a lot of butt If I can't find one anywhere It turns my dreams to nightmares Baby right there ain't got no ass But she's OK if she's got cash [Chorus] Bitches, bitches, bitches Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches [Verse 2] I'll tell you 'bout a day that I had Seen nothin but bitches with no ass I woke up early feeling shabby Got juiced up with a big fat Cabby Cuz every morning you know I have A big fat Cabby and a nice hot bath Just soakin, smokin, Sir Too Short Thinkin about the day before Thirty minutes after I woke out I pulled a freak and took her to the house She was Eleve Young, with alotta butt She sucked my dick and then we fucked That good tight pussy, I wouldn't pass A light-skinned freak with so much ass At 1 P.M. I was fuckin away I wanna do the same thing again today I want bitches, bitches, and more bitches Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches [Verse 3] The day my story made itself Every bitch I saw was flat as hell I told myself I must need glasses Where's them bitches with the big round asses Me and my group just wanna be tough Freak two bitches then switch 'em up It was 3:35, the strip was lit Every two blocks I seen a bitch But that ain't nuthin but a cat None of them bitch didn't have no ass Wait on the bus, some was walkin Me and my homie just started talkin I said, oh, she looks good He said that ass is flat as wood I said what about Vicky in the black He said, Short, she's all that [Chorus] The Invasion was on... [Verse 4] Every single day of the week For every nigga living there's a freak If you've got game and a bed Why not get fucked and get some head Cuz bitches all over wanna get worked I just need one with alotta turf Me and my homie, rollin' and smokin' Flat booty bitches took over Oakland I told my homie, I hate to say All the bitches with booties stayed home today And he said Short, what now? Put the pedal to the metal and hit the B-Town I thought them bitches out there was fine But the invasion was on and it fucked my mind [Chorus] [Verse 5] We hit the B-Town like Oakland players I knew it, bitches was everywhere The first one had tits so fat But that don't work, her ass was flat The second bitch was flat too I capped on her like a motherfuckin fool I said be-atch, I know I'm cappin Where's your ass, baby what happened She turned around and capped on me She said, fuck you nigga, where's your teeth I damn near fell jumpin out the car But I slapped that bitch, and slapped her hard My homie said Short we gots to cut But I was kickin that bitch and her big flat butt I kicked her ass, got in the ride Looked at the bitch and said bye bye [Chorus] The invasion was on.. [Verse 6] We parked the car and took a walk I saw another bitch and I had to talk I said baby, baby, baby come here Yea you baby with your long long hair Baby came over from across the street She was standin on the corner just talking to me I was spittin' the game but I talked too fast Cuz I didn't even notice that big flat ass Shit, and I was ready to go We was rollin back to the O I told that bitch I changed my mind She looked at me and she said why? I said I'm Sir Too Short, the Oakland player I'm not one of them niggas who don't care It's no thang to do my duty But not with you and yo flat booty Flat ain't the date superstar I could see if you was white, but your black as tar [Chorus] [Verse 7] In the Berkeley temp, what did we find? Freak after freak with no behind One long day, I never got in I'm glad that shit never happened again Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches Damn, I must be dreamin Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches Wake me up 'fore I start screaming Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches What's this world comin to? Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches Where's your ass, what happened to you? Invasion of the Flat Booty Bitches The invasion is on...