Fuck My Car

Let's go ridin, sidin, whippin and dippin I know it's my car bitch, you ain't trippin It's your favorite color, on a lovely day You let me reach right over, and rub on your leg I'm sayin all kind of shit, to make you smile Put your seatbeat on, cause I be drivin wild You think I'm like them other niggas, I just wanna fuck But I like to get money and get my dick sucked I ain't your average everyday little ho nigga And I can see through you bitch youse a gold digger Tellin me stories, about the richest man But I'm Too $hort baby, the bitch's pimp I come a long way from young and done the certified player I get what I want, and I'mma holler at you later If you ain't got game you might think I'm a trick Don't play yourself girl you won't get no dick I take you right back home so you can be witcha man I know you sucker motherfuckers won't understand See me with a bitch and say I floss too hard These hoes ain't trippin on me, they wanna fuck my car Now whether on the strip, or in the bar If you put your mind to it, you might get far No need to be a player or a superstar She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car She could care less about a real man All she wants is a man with the meal plan Pick her up in the Benz and hope she get to eat Every day is Halloween ho, trick or treat I throw your ass in the trunk with a bag of rats Drop you off at Kaiser like they did in The Mack I know you're broke, fantasizing like Mariah Get a grip on my bumper, rub your clit on my tire You can ride on top or wrap your legs around the frame But if you get in this car you gonna respect this game And I'm knowin that, I hope you know it too Only real pimps know what I'm goin through It's a daily mission, controllin these bitches Uphold the pimpin, never start sympin Got the cleanest drop Caddy for your eyes to see So c'mon bitch and take a ride with me Now I'm about big blocks, drop tops White guts ending with much knock Got loot but dough ain't even trippin on it Got keys, to three hundred Z's, knowin these bitches Now whether on the strip, or in the bar If you put your mind to it, you might get far No need to be a player or a superstar She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car I gave you a ride for some head cause my dick was soft But if you ain't widdit I'mma drop you off I got hoes all around me all day and night And yo little pussy's just way too tight For a big black dick like mine to slide in I take my motherfuckin time and ride it Cause ain't no punk bitches where I'm from They like to suck niggas dicks, and make us cum So get butt-naked let me slap that ass Play with them titties while I tap that ass Slam your face in the pillow, and arch that back Have you lovin this dick like it's made of crack Cocaine, and you know that costs Can't fuck for free you got to pay the boss Hundred dollar bills bitch I break your ass and won't feel shit Cause pimpin, pimpin, that's my game I got it from the O where it always rains Pimp game, now it's time to roll And take my hoes down to the ho stroll Now whether on the strip, or in the bar If you put your mind to it, you might get far No need to be a player or a superstar She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car You ain't slammin doors like me cause I'm the coldest mack From a brand new Benz to my old school 'llac You ain't never gon stop my pimpin style It's like two plus two, can you figure it out? You say, what fo', I say that's right You know the answer nigga pimpin for life What's a trick to a ho, some dope to a fiend What's a bag of weed if the shit ain't green You say the game is forever, well so am I You only got two choices bitch, ho or die Now speak up, you better say somethin Before I turn your ass back into a pumpkin Cause ain't no motherfuckin fairy tales Only Freaky Tales, and I tell em so well bitch Now get your ass in the car Don't play me too close I won't pimp you too hard Now whether on the strip, or in the bar If you put your mind to it, you might get far No need to be a player or a superstar She ain't trippin on you she'd rather fuck your car (repeat 2X)