I Get Off on It

I met a pretty girl who really turned me on But we didn't make it very far It's hard to make love to a lady When she's munching on a candy bar And I couldn't help but say: "Ain't no time for Milky-Way" And she goes: "I get off on it I get off on it Give just a little slack Can't you see I'm into snacks I get off on it" There was a pretty thing in Los Angeles But she was a man in women's clothes I told him he was dressing kinda dangerous Cause how's a fool like me gonna know And I couldn't help but say: "Why you wanna dress that way" And he goes: "I get off on it I get off on it Ain't no sweat off your nose I just dig 'em ladies clothes I get off on it" Good old boy he met a girl and liked her But she didn't know what he was all about Cause when he filled his lip with tobacco Don't you know it nearly grossed her out And she couldn't help but say: "Why you wanna do that way" And he goes: "I get off on it I get off on it I don't mean to make you flip But don't be messin' with my dip I get off on it" There is a dude up in New York City He wears nothing but a raincoat and he walks around He comes up on to a lady looking pretty And he gives her just glimpse from the waist down And she couldn't help but say: "Why you wanna act that way" And he goes: "I get off on it I get off on it I don't mean to bring you down But I just gotta flash around" There was a girl I had a lot of fun with Did she ask me to her house, well not And when she told me she was into bondage Well don't you know it nearly blew my mind And I couldn't help but say: "Why you wanna do that way" And she goes: "I get off on it I get off on it Can't you see I'm into pain Please let me do my thing"