Check the Elevation

"You haven't seen me, get down If you ever saw me get down, you'd really be afraid." {*scratch: "Check out the voice that is smooth and mild" -] PMD*} {*"smooth" - "Tony", "smooth" - "D"*} {*scratch: "Check out the voice that is smooth and mild" -] PMD*} {*"smooth" - "Tony", "smooth" - "D"*} {*scratch: "Check out the voice that is smooth and mild" -] PMD*} {*"smooth" - "Tony", "smooth" - "D"*} {*scratch: "Check out the voice that is smooth and mild" -] PMD*} [Tony D] Elevation! Check the foundation Solid funky from the flaming caucasian Heat it up, cook it up, bake it up, take it up Slice it up, dice it up, tear it up, rrrrip it up Cut it up - now it's time for me to switch it up Tone's the maaaaaaaaan, who's gonna getcha up Outta your seat, moving your feet, grooving the beat I won't stop 'til my job's complete Cause I gotta make ya hyper, occupation sniper Even little kids be dancing in their diapers Suckers be saying, "Tone you ain't nothing" But I got more flavor than Stove Top Stuffing Nuts, my favorite pasttime Forget the last rhyme cause you can't gas mine Like Sunoco you go bum loco Visit Acupulco with your girlfriend Yoko, Ono Bono, them messy tones are no no You need posession of it? Fire the phono- -graph you'll laugh but please the Island staff Get off the mass - check the elevation {"Check out the - check out the voice that is smooth and mild"} - *4X* [Tony D] Second stanza - kick the virtuoso You're just a bozo A so-so rhymer, climber, check the Guggenheim-er One's just a number so don't be a two-timer When you rhyme-a, one way furniture mover Bust the Heimlich maneuver Full nelson, I like to eat smelts 'n' other fish Like candy cause it melts in your mouth And it's also good brain food Since you're a lame dude, you should eat a whale Crude oil - spilled over from the Exxon Valdez It was the captain's fault Now said the media, really, but what do they now? Sittin' home twiddlin their thumbs in Play-Doh Fed it to a critic but a critic is a cricket And they know where they can stick it - check the elevation {"Check out the - check out the voice that is smooth and mild"} - *4X* [Tony D] Elevation - it's time to kick the third verse I know you're weak homeboy but yo I heard worse Rappers, so do you feel any better? Of course you do! Now write yourself a letter to your mom As I drop the nuclear bomb After the explosion everything is calm Like Hiroshima, or maybe Nagasaki That's what you get homeboy for being cocky Weakling, you need to pump some iron Out of breath, relax I hear the siren From the ambulance - ah, bring on the oxygen! You're like Larry Holmes, you can't box again You're out of your prime, I oughta show you how to rhyme People in the audience are saying about time Somebody did something about these weak suckers Soft like Smuckers, check the elevation {"Check out the - check out the voice that is smooth and mild"} - *4X* [Tony D] This is the last one, yo I pulled a fast one You did the dummy move so I'mma gas one UP, UP AND AWAY I'm gonna sail a sucker today Without the use of a beautiful balloon I'll hit him with an uppercut and send him to the moon Like Ralph Kramden, smacking up Alice There's no kings and queens and no palace So check it, let me manifest it You think you dressed it but I'm the one who blessed it Christened it, with a champagne bottle Remove the governor and give it more throttle In a battle, snakes they like to rattle Competition, a few swine and some cattle Watch me saddle, up on my high horse And breeze on my course, check the elevation {"Check out the - check out the voice that is smooth and mild"} - *4X*