Lying Jim

[Chorus:] Lying Jim, Lying Jim, one of our local brothers Hey there Lying Jim, come on tell us another [Verse 1:] Now ole Lying Jim got caught one time A stealin' a bunch of chickens The neighbor all got so upset that the law went out to get him Jim was sittin' there eatin' a leg and the law said What have you done Jim said, I was just passin' that house And these chickens followed me home [Chorus] [Verse 2:] Now ole Lying Jim got drunk one time he passed right out in church Fell right off the front row pew someone said, Lord, he's hurt Next mornin' ole Jim sobered up out on the preacher's farm He said, Preacher, I was wrasslin' the devil and that rascal broke my arm [Chorus] [Verse 3:] Now ole Lying Jim was broke one time And he tried to borrow money Now some thought Jim was terrible Some folks thought Jim was funny They said, Jim we'll give you thirty dollars, just for one more lie Jim said, Boys, I ain't got time my old rich uncle just died [Chorus] [Verse 4:] Now Jim was seein' the neighbor's wife And the man came home from work Ole Jim grabbed his clothes to run but he only got his shirt Well round and round that house they went And Jim was just in the kitchen Jim said, I was just showin' your wife where I got bit by a kitten [Chorus]