I Like Beer

[Verse 1:] In some of my songs I have casually mentioned The fact that I like to drink beer This little song is more to the point Roll out the barrel and lend me your ears [Pre-Chorus:] I like beer it makes me a jolly good fellow I like beer it helps me unwind And sometimes it makes me feel mellow (Makes him feel mellow) [Chorus:] Whiskey's too rough, champagne costs too much Vodka puts my mouth in gear This little refrain should help me explain As a matter of fact I like beer (He likes beer) [Verse 2:] My wife often frowns when we're out on the town And I'm wearing a suit and a tie She's sipping vermouth and she thinks I'm uncouth When I yell as the waiter goes by [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] [Verse 3:] Last night I dreamed that I passed from the scene And I went to a place so sublime Oh, the water was clear and tasted like beer Then they tur Ned it all into wine [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus]